70 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I GO 6 FEET UNDER


1. paint my room black

2. ..and change the light from flouriscent to a blue or a red bulb

3. buy a cow rug
(you know.. the black & white one?)

4. ..and a cow bedsheet

5. ..AND a bnew yellow fender splatter stratocaster

6. or any yellow or red vintage guitar..

7. OR a 'pink' flying V or an X factor.

8. have a superduperextramegaultra kickass rock concert where i could stage dive, crowd surf without being harassed by my fans

9. wear a super mini pleaded checkered skirt of red and green and a 3-inch stiletto boots at my concert

10. of course by that time ill be slimmer..

11. waistline: below size 26 ahahaha!!!

12. my height'll increase by 7 inches --HAH!

13. be pretty.

14. have dreadlocks.

15. or ill just dye it violet

16. have a lip, belly and ear piercings

17. create the perfect snow angel w/o the help of anybody
(yung walang apak sa gitna)

18. have my picture taken --naked

19. saturday night: nude bar

20. watch a super hot stripper

21. go skinny dipping

22. ride a rollercoaster while it's raining

23. kill chickens with bare hands

24. hold an egg tight until it breaks

25. swim in a pool of champagne (shet sakit nun!!!)

26. with ashton kutcher :)

27. or.. ashton kutcher perhaps?

28. climb a mountain

29. jump off an airplane

30. and not to mention, bunjee jump

31. swallow a snake's head and try to play with it w/ my tongue

32. meet a tribe of cannibals and know their rituals, culture and stuff for a week or two

33. "I'm Gail Malones, reporting for CNN Asia"

34. search for bodies on a plane crash

35. mortician.. but only for a day.

36. stab someone in the neck

37. prick someone's eye with a needle

38. try to eat human meat

39. dig for mummies

40. solve a murder case

41. watch a group of people (or someone) being murdered

42. be photographer of crime scenes

43. touch a fetus

44. swim in a pool of.. of-- honey.

45. eat bugs (shempre yung edible)

46. eat the grossest EDIBLE thing

47. eat.. as if there's no tomorrow.

48. swallow a spoonfull of spiders

49. watch the sunset

50. ..with this guy im thinking RIGHT NOW

51. sing hands down with alex for the last time

52. walk with alex in the rain.. (ulet)
but this time bring an umbrella because you might get sick HAHA! :P

53. cry for no reason at all.. even if there is, i wont tell anyway.

54. sleepover at rejine's house

55. last minute shopping/mall hopping with rejine

56. jam with vera and jane or nono and nersha or jeff, jeric and beedj for the last time

57. tell my former guy bestfriend im sorry

58. play 'piko' with my gradeschool classmates

59. play the ouija

60. put an egg in the freezer and then after a few hours break it in half and see what it looks like

61. play dogde ball w/ eggs

62. know how to put make up.. for REAL.

63. enroll in a personality development class (oo na sige na..)

64. shop like hell

65. have a chinito boyfriend (haha)

66. or probably someone with nice long old-skool hair

67. write poems/songs for one person

68. ...put it in a notebook

69. and have my dad give it to him during my burial ceremony

70. try to make ALL of these things happen :)